What in the world is a Shamanic Weather War? Well it is just like it sounds. It is two or more Shaman accessing the consciousness of the atmosphere and attempting to get apposing forces in the atmosphere to over power each other. How do I know about this? I know about it because once upon a time I had a weather war with a still unidentified shaman(s). Before I get into the story, lets go back to when I first realized that I had the capability to request small scale changes in weather patterns.

I was working as a Second Assistant Superintendent at an upscale golf course that was under construction in Estero Florida. It was the summer of 2001, and just like most summer days in South East Florida the afternoon thunderstorms where coming in fast. If you have never been around Southeast or Southwest Florida during the summer to witness the rate with which thunderstorms intensify, I can assure you that it happens so fast that it can catch you off guard.

Like all ways I was hard at work, racing against the clock to get the new sand greens rolled before the rain started. On new greens you roll them in multiple directions with a 3/4 ton roller to compress the loose sand so that you can eventually mow them. A very electrically charged thunderstorm came up on the horizon and grew in amplitude and turbulence very quickly. Many of the workers and I where all racing as fast as we could to get back to the maintenance facility. There where lightning bolts landing all around us as we headed in. I decide to try and experiment. I asked Zeus if he could hold back the lightning for the time being and until we where all safely back in the shop. Immediately the lightning completely stopped and did not come back until we all where under shelter.

Could this have been a coincidence? Sure it could have, and I thought that it might be as well. So I proceeded to try some more experiments as the summer wore on. Even though hurricanes do not happen every summer, just about every summer South Florida gets at least get one or two large tropical systems. Basically all of the rain with out the strong wind. They are still cyclones, but in a state of disorganization. One day at the next job I took I was in charge of spraying the greens with fertilizer. We had some bad luck with the greens and they needed some growth and TLC big time. However, every day we would get huge rain storms that would wash all of the fertilizer past the roots. Therefore the only way we could get nutrients into the plant was to spray liquid fertilizer directly on the leaf blades because the plant can take it in that way.

Well I mixed up one of my kick ass custom brews of fertilizer that I came up with from data from pendulum dowsing. I was in such a fury to get the mix out there that I had neglected to check the weather ahead of time. There was the leading edge of one of these tropical depressions only about 1/2 hour out from our location. These types of storms generate large bands of rain that radiate out from he center of the storm. Well right about the third green I was spraying I see one of these bands of rain coming over the horizon. They move at about 60 MPH so you don’t have much time to react. I decided that I was confident enough that I could cut a hole through it that I kept on spraying. There where multiple people who heard me come over the radio and say “don’t worry about that, it is going to go around us”. I then asked my now fully assembled team of higher dimensional air elementals to increase the vibrational frequency of the air molecules in the part of the feeder band that was going to pass over the golf course, and also the air over the golf course. Well it takes about 1 hour to spray the greens. During that time, a few more feeder bands moved through. For each and every one of them a nice slot was cut out and no rain hit the golf course. Then on the other side of the course, the band of rain would merge back together.

Now onto my next job on the opposite side of the state. I had taken a step up and was now the agronomist for a country club that was going to host a PGA tournament for the first time. We got the course ready for the tournament by the hair of our chinny chin chins and staged for the tournament. All was well until the end of the first round of PGA tour golf. It was the middle of March. The most severe thunderstorms usually do not occur until months later. However, out of know where there was suddenly a thunderstorm forming off in the distance. We where not very worried about it at first. However, as it approached and got closer and closer it began to become one of these super cell thunderstorms. You know the kind where the holes in the clouds have green patches in them? I tried my usual technique and it did absolutely nothing. The storm hit us and devastated the golf course. It was so violent that it snapped 12 inch caliper oak trees off in the middle of the trunk. It even threw down one of the announcer booths and the 150k camera that was in it. Luckly the anouncers had left the booth before it crashed to the ground.

I was very frustrated, but we just had to get the place cleaned up in order to get ready for the next day so I let it go and got the job done. We worked the next mourning from 3am until 8am repairing bunker sand and picking up debris. The players then finished the first round and started the second of four. I had decided that I was now going to take preventative measures to ensure that the storm scenario did not happen again. What I did was ask my higher self to assemble whom ever higher dimensional beings he needed to in order to construct a sort of force field around the course. I asked him to make a cylinder that extended 5 miles out from he edge of the course and if any Thunderstorms entered into that cylinder to automatically dissolve them before they had a chance to gain strength. Well, I had gone home to take a nap before we had to do more work after the players where done. When I came back I drove through a thunderstorm to get to the course. When I was about 1/2 mile from the course there was no rain. When I got out of the car and looked up there was a hole in the thunder clouds above the course. Then when I looked on the radar there was a red donut of rain around the course. It had worked, I had successfully defended the course from the malevolent weather shaman.  Johnny Miller even said on the air during national NBC coverage of the tournament “I can’t beleive that it did not rain out there”.

That is right, after all of this was over, and I was recuperated from the tournament, I did some investigative dowsing. I discovered that there where some nasty shaman that where responsible for the sudden white squall style thunderstorms. I found that they where not targeting me or the golf course. They where trying to skew the scores of the players for some reason.   I had put protection around that course that kept any outside psychic interference from effecting the people on the course. The negative shaman that mess with sports people from gambling reasons where not able to use their normal techniques for messing with the players in order to change scores. Therefore, they resorted to using weather as their chosen modality.

I have reached some conclusions when it comes to micro managing the weather. The positively oriented higher dimensional Earth Elementals will only modify a storm that is either not supposed to be there, or second is not serving any special purpose for nature.  If I ask for a storm to be manipulated and the storm happens to be serving a specific purpose, then nothing happens.  This is why I do not offer this type of work as a service.  It is hit and miss as to when it will work.  There where those onlookers watching what I was doing who judged me as messing with nature and assumed that I was doing wrong. These people are just ignorant to the way things actually work and are making their assumptions from a materialistic point of view. It is totally understandable that they would jump to those conclusions.

If you have any questions for me on this topic or any other, contact me at my email adress.

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